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Thursday, 30 July 2009 03:34

Whatever Radio with Alexis and Jennifer
  • sunday's injury #1

    sliced off portion of my knuckle with a knife making Paulie's birthday cake - there it is!!:

    can't remember if this was the first or third slice (another reason to love terrazzo!! so easy to clean!)

    staunching the bleeding with gauze and gloves

    changing the dressing

    injury #2 was deep 1 stitch needed (but not gotten) in fleshy part of left hand at base of index finger

    injury #3 is now fine... had derm. appt anyway (dr. david o. was soooo unimpressed!!), and he gave me some flesh colored surgical tape that breathes and sticks

    now that your appetites have been whetted, I will post food soon!!

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  • injury #3 for the day

    /now learning to type with 9 fingers/the hand

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  • a great

    short story that I read as a kid and of which I could not remember the title or author...martha reminded me of both yesterday

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  • 7 min till jennifer picks me up

    but I am not leaving before finishing my pasta, gosh darn it!

    maccheronie al torchio with cauliflower (and anchovies!!)

    with parsley to taste...well, I do like parsley and didn't want what I had (and had already washed and de-stemmed) to go to waste

    jennifer and I had to do a little something yesterday

    gettin the big hair

    showin(flaunting?) the big boobs

    very uncomfortable about speaking in public....waiting, waiting, waiting...

    and I tried to get a good show of camera shy Berta (a wonderful makeup artist), but she wont let me (AND she is way sexy/hot)

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  • yesterday's today

    supermodel!!! (btw - this a term that should never be uttered in a serious manner or in polite conversation) with our beloved Sebastian!

    last minute tweaking

    jesus h. those stools/chairs are uncomfortable and awkward!!

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  • pictures from yesterday's show (3.2.10)- (really meant for radio listeners.)

    if you didn't listen to yesterday's show..there may be audio clips up soon.. it was a little crazy in our studio. so please note, the picture of me with the mint balls in my mouth is ONLY funny if you heard yesterday's show...

    alexis and i went on the website chatroulette... seriously could be the creepiest thing i've done in forever. all the banal dialogue is mine and the interesting/"appropriate" dialogue was alexis'. crap! files may be too small for you see the dialogue- but at least you see the people we randomly vc'd with!






    the french boys are just below!


    according to alexis (and i have to agree) this man below had a lovely package...


    and with the mint balls in my mouth..


    xxx
    jennifer
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  • today show appearance

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  • frozen bread and pasta

    Don't know why you guys have trouble with frozen bread. I actually prefer most breads after freezing. Here is my "bread drawer"

    more buttermilk dressing(a different one from this month's or last month's donna hay magazine - no oil but tastes great) on nutrition free iceberg!!

    and spinach, tomato and feta pasta

    didn't suck

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  • dreams

    i have often said that i am waiting to have a dream where my mother will come to me... well, dammit, that happened last night. and it wasn't great. crap. it wasn't even good.

    and it wasn't even that my mother came to me...really, it was more that she happened to be a part of a disturbing dream and for the duration of the dream, my mother was VERY alive to me.

    and annoying. and obnoxious. and frankly when i awoke this morning, i was relieved that the argument we had in my dream was not in fact real, and we did not in fact fight, because my mother is not in fact alive.

    yeesh mommy. can't you show up in my dreams in a loving way?! arghhh.

    i'm kidding. i know dreams are my subconscious and i know my mother can't actually "show up" anywhere...but still. i am waiting for that magical "my mother came to me in a dream and told me she's doing well up above sitting on some cloud drinking her coffee hot as she liked it, making people smile and laugh. and keeping everything neat and orderly while watching over each and every one of us. and protecting us. and loving us. and missing us, but nonetheless doing ok in some heaven-like existence" dream.

    and no, i am not wallowing in self pity about losing her when she was 65 and i was 38. i know it wasn't a "tragedy" and really just something "tragic" to me and unfortunate and very sad.

    but i continue to miss her.

    and sometimes it does feel like a lot.
    xxx
    jennifer
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  • holy crap!

    I finally made Jim Lahey's No Knead Bread and it worked perfectly!

    I had tried it a year or so again and it never worked as I wanted it to, but this time it looks just like his

    too hot to cut into...will check it out later

    I am so proud of myself I am including a second shot:

    about the discoloration of plastic containers: obviously, no tomato sauce and you can only wash them in the dishwasher if you have the "plastics" setting or they will turn orangeish

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  • "golden wheat bread"

    good bread for sandwiches or toast...just ate two heels after slicing and before freezing...very "tender"

    however, they claim not much kneading needed, but it's still a 5-7 hour process from start to finish

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  • it is really not that exciting

    nyc in the snow...a foot or two more, then maybe it would be something to talk about

    west side highway and hudson river

    empire state building and chrysler building

    snow plows (the worst in the country?)

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  • from a listener/blog reader

    "Dear Alexis, Why do behave so badly on the radio and so nicely on your blog? I know the radio demographic is different. Are you trying to appeal to a "shock jock" type audience and gain ratings through off-color topics and bad language? It's a confusing duality you present."

    Well, I guess because people are allowed to be "dirty" and corrosive (and hopefully amusing) and still care about things, enjoy cooking, be interested in design and information of all kinds, etc. I find straight, informational, daily radio shows fairly intolerable if they are not as highly produced, researched, and edited as, say, the news and information on public radio. I am not a reporter. I am not "sweet." I am not interested in chatting about kittens and cookies on the air (unless they are euphamisms for something else). I am sure Kelly Ripa can be nasty...my mother claims Rush Limbaugh is lovely in person (puke)...etc. I don't think there is a "duality" but rather more than one dimension in most people. Jennifer and I are not trying to be shocking - we really are talking like we do when no one is listening.

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  • gluten free

    without trying:

    British Flapjacks:

    ha! gluten isn't the only thing that can make you fat!

    although so much butter leaked out of the removable bottom pans that the bars might not be that bad...

    and butternut and sage bucatini

    poached squash (a minute or two too long)

    added to butter and olive oil, salt and pepper and sauteed

    added sage and garlic and continued to brown

    after adding pasta (slightly underdone with some of the reserved squash water

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  • still kindle obsessed

    read mary karr's "lit". entertaining read but she's kind of affected.
    in the middle of "mennonite in a little black dress"by rhoda janzen some of it is interesting but i am not loving it. and also finished "faking it" by elisa lorello- cute and fun book.
    will link to all of them later.
    xxx
    jennifer
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